Sunday, October 1, 2023

Group Chat Grand Final

I present to you a collection of my group chat messages during the 2023 Grand Final.

  • [6:29 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: pies by 20

  • [6:29 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: de goey norm

  • [6:30 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: first goal big cox

  • [6:31 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: also bruz to get into a fight

  • [6:38 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: tab paid out big time on daicos?

  • [6:38 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: surely that was low odds

  • [6:39 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: The aesthetic of a lions magpies grand final on a sunny afternoon at the G is too much for my - childhood nostalgia

  • [6:41 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Also fuck it, I love Mason Cox

  • [6:43 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: i hate them all

  • [6:43 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: literally a team of flogs

  • [6:43 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Great finish though but yeah fuck em

  • [6:57 pm, 29/09/2023] Michael Trytell: What a smother 🦁💪🏻

  • [6:58 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: get the fuck outta here

  • [7:34 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: literally want to get into a fight

  • [7:34 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: omas fly over to honolulu and back me up

  • [7:34 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: kev get around me as well

  • [7:37 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: norm bobby?

  • [7:37 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: This is a great game of footy

  • [7:42 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: NORM BOBBY?

  • [7:43 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: norm fucking bobby

  • [7:43 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: he is so fucking agile

  • [7:43 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: how do you tackle him

  • [7:44 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: God this really is a fantastic grand final so far

  • [7:45 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: i tell you what

  • [7:45 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: is it too early for my classic line

  • [7:51 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: collingwood always bring entertainment

  • [7:52 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: geelong usually equals shit granny

  • [7:52 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: 07 and 22 were literally some of the worst ever

  • [7:53 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: collingwood 02,10,11,18 all classic grannies

  • [7:54 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: 03 was bad

  • [8:13 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Don’t know if it’s just because it’s 2am but feels like a fucking long half time

  • [8:18 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Can we appreciate every time the ruck man are selected

  • [8:30 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: it's stewdy dew time

  • [8:30 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: we need a hero

  • [8:30 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: ** stewy

  • [8:30 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: God there’s a lot of playing for frees

  • [8:31 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Mate

  • [8:32 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Daicos doth not have his hands free of sin

  • [8:32 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: it's clean baby

  • [9:00 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: fuck this is tense

  • [9:00 pm, 29/09/2023] Michael Trytell: Still too early?

  • [9:00 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Unbelievably good

  • [9:02 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: D

  • [9:03 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: wait for it

  • [9:10 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: O

  • [9:10 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Shesus

  • [9:11 pm, 29/09/2023] Michael Trytell: Fuck yeah Charlie 💪🏻

  • [9:11 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Jesus fucking christ

  • [9:12 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: This is all time

  • [9:12 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: This is a fucking all time grand final

  • [9:12 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: fuckkkkkkkkk

  • [9:12 pm, 29/09/2023] Michael Trytell: Sheiiiiiiiit

  • [9:14 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Wow

  • [9:14 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: What an absolute fucking peanut

  • [9:14 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: did he kick a torp

  • [9:14 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: wtf

  • [9:15 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: like seriously

  • [9:15 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: is this a simulation

  • [9:15 pm, 29/09/2023] David Swain: Torp of the year

  • [9:16 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Billy frampton may be the worst grand final performance we’ve ever seen haha

  • [9:16 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Harris andrews kidding himself too if he thinks he’s done his job by keeping him quiet

  • [9:17 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Fuckkkkk mate

  • [9:17 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: It’s getting close

  • [9:17 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: It’s getting so close

  • [9:18 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: No

  • [9:18 pm, 29/09/2023] David Swain: Up the bears!!

  • [9:18 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: No no no

  • [9:18 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • [9:19 pm, 29/09/2023] Michael Trytell: Massive!

  • [9:21 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Fucking hell what a fucking game

  • [9:21 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Unreal

  • [9:21 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Absolutely unreal

  • [9:22 pm, 29/09/2023] Michael Trytell: Absolutely insane!

  • [9:22 pm, 29/09/2023] Michael Trytell: Questionable advantage at the 50

  • [9:22 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: this may be the best day of my life

  • [9:23 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Hahaha living the dream

  • [9:23 pm, 29/09/2023] Oscar Mason: Flag in Hawaii

  • [9:23 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: i dunno what will be better

  • [9:26 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: anyone getting out to richmond

  • [9:26 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: london tavern

  • [9:33 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: norm bobby

  • [9:41 pm, 29/09/2023] Harrison Malone: mccrery WOG there